Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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