There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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