That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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