i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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