It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The adults are the big ones right?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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