It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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