Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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