So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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