I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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