Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You smell like stripper and shame
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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