It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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