don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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