If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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