No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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