Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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