I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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