She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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