we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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