He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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