Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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