Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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