yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize