who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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