When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize