Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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