Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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