My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers