I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK