Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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