My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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