How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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