i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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