Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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