I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I got inside last night via doggy door
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
last night I used snow as a chaser
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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