I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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