you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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