i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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