But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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