so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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