you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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