Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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