...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
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i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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