Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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