Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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