Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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