Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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