break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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