you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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