Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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