are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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