On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
one might say we're banned from that church
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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