I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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