Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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