are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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