is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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