There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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